Wednesday, May 29

-mya: This quote just slapped me.

-mya:

This quote just slapped me.

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I need a vent

I just really need to talk to someone right now

Seriously what happened to us.

How did we turn out this bad?

arvuitton:

kaywhatkaywho:

jashneelsingh:

joeycab:

timeofconfidence:

He didn’t even have to go hard to make me wanna piss in my punties. Daaaayymmmm.

WEEEEEEEEEEERKKK!!

WHAT THE!!!

so everything he just did…can he do it on top of me haha

mmm i enjoyed this

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imsohornyithurts:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

OMG THIS MAKES FUCKING SENSE. I WOULD THINK LESBIAN PORN IS A LOT HOTTER THAN DICK AND PUSSY PORN BUT FUCK THEY ALL SUCK……..ALL THEY DO IS FINGER EACH OTHER AND MAKEOUT….FUCKING BORING PORN. I’M GLAD TO KNOW LESBIANS HATE IT TOO

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lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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ilovewords: [ i l o v e w o r d s ]

ilovewords:

[ i l o v e w o r d s ]

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lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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silverclaw: fenrirmakara: also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast) don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom) sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!) try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy) food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea) and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you zombies burn Adding on to this: Fire may seem like a good idea but unless you catch them right IN the head with it they’re not going to go down right away. Then you’ll have the issue of a zombie on fire coming at you and that’s not a good thing.  Bladed weapons are damn handy but make sure you know how to take care of your bladed weapon or else they become useless fairly quickly. Learn how to clean them and keep them sharp before hand. Clean them after every use (well once you’re done chopping heads off zombies that is. ) Duct tape and wet suits are a great idea but no matter what they will slow you down if you’re in a climate that’s hot. You’ll use up more water trying to stay hydrated.  Food WILL be hard to come by because everyone will be raiding everything they can break into. Learn to survive off the land. Which plants are edible, which aren’t, which are good for cuts and burns, and so forth and so on. (Or at least have someone on your survival team that knows about that stuff). Be wary of animals that may look sick or bitten.

silverclaw:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

Adding on to this:

Fire may seem like a good idea but unless you catch them right IN the head with it they’re not going to go down right away. Then you’ll have the issue of a zombie on fire coming at you and that’s not a good thing. 

Bladed weapons are damn handy but make sure you know how to take care of your bladed weapon or else they become useless fairly quickly. Learn how to clean them and keep them sharp before hand. Clean them after every use (well once you’re done chopping heads off zombies that is. )

Duct tape and wet suits are a great idea but no matter what they will slow you down if you’re in a climate that’s hot. You’ll use up more water trying to stay hydrated. 

Food WILL be hard to come by because everyone will be raiding everything they can break into. Learn to survive off the land. Which plants are edible, which aren’t, which are good for cuts and burns, and so forth and so on. (Or at least have someone on your survival team that knows about that stuff). Be wary of animals that may look sick or bitten.

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twinkmob: modern romance

twinkmob:

modern romance

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